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Yo Mama is a lot like a bus, she's big, smells
bad and it only takes a dollar to get a ride.
Yo mama's underwear has so many holes that when
she farts all you can hear is a whistle.
Yo Mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo Mama so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started
throwing her peanuts.
Yo Mama so hairy, her armpits look like she
has Don King in a headlock.
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and
they kept her.
Yo Mama so old, when God said "let there be light" she
was there to flick the switch.
Yo Mama so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she
came back and said "what color?"
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin'
at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so fat, they had to grease a door frame and
hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo Mama so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital
stretch marks.
Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start
to get up on the toilet.
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