There was a blonde walking in a park and she noticed another blonde sitting in a boat on a nearby stream that was only
about a foot deep. She was rowing vigorously but she was stuck and couldn’t get it to go anywhere. The walking blonde
angrily yelled, "What are you doing? That water is only a foot deep. It's things like this that give blondes a bad name. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and slap you silly!"
Why was the blonde so angry when she got her new drivers license? Because they gave her an "F" in sex.


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